DOWN RIO GRANDE WAY: The Mexican socialist oligarchy announces that Mexico will file suit in U.S. federal court if American troops "detain illegal aliens crossing the U.S.-Mexico border." Translation: The Mexican government believes it has a right to violate U.S. sovereignty with impugnity, enforceable by the decree not of a Mexican court, not even an international court, but an American court. Meanwhile, Dick Durbin frets that building a fence between the two countries might "sour" relations with Mexico. Words like "Orwellian" and "surreal" fail.