ODE TO AN EXHIBITIONIST:

She says she felt ill When Rove spoke her name Bringing desk jockey Val All that "unwanted" fame. So Val and Joe laid low In a bright studio; 'til The new photo shoot In her jammies to boot. "Cons of the year" may seem rather too breezy Since another rad-lib is hardly less sleazy Ma Sheehan's done well with her own con game, All three pious grifters sorely lacking in shame.