EMAIL OF THE DAY:

GORP should yield to GBD — the Generic Beige Deity, inoffensive to all except perhaps the most stubborn atheist. GBD has no name, no gender, no creed, no race, no theology, nuthin'. GBD is the trace deity, unconcentrated, infinitestimal spiritual ppm, so that no one and nothing can possibly be effected or compromised by its invocation.

Now I'm really confused. I was under the impression that GBD is what the National Council of Churches means when it refers to God.