NOT HIT-OR-MISS: "I have been hit by the Americans and tortured," says Saddam. "I have been beaten on every place of my body, and the signs are all over my body" (italics added). In an era when too many are satisfied with partial measures, we're pleased to hear Saddam's handlers took a ... holistic approach. One assumes John McCain and Andrew Sullivan disapprove. Will they have the, oh, gumption to make their case?