DETAILS: Previously I have discussed the fact that I was honored to receive the Nobel Prize for Literature, after which I was equally proud to serve as Crown Prince of Lichtenstein during a most creative period in that nation's recent past. After further researching both matters extensively, I have come to the conclusion that I did not win that literary prize, nor did I serve as European royalty. I regret having so misstated, and I completely understand how Bill Richardson must feel today.