PRIORITIES: Kathy McCormack, a sadist who is also a reporter, wants us to know that the 2008 N.H. Primary Isn't All That Far Off. As if there aren't more important things than presidential politics. Like ice cream:

From the traditional vanilla wrapped in a homemade waffle cone to fresh strawberry chunks blended into soft-serve mixed with bananas, city ice cream vendors are treating the community to cold-hearted ways to cope with an otherwise boiling globe.